Kitten and Cat Quotes

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~Dereke Bruce

There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~Tay Hohoff

If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ~Nan Porter

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~Mark Twain



The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ~Doug Larson


There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone. ~Louis J. Camuti


As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~Ellen Perry Berkeley


After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~Charlotte Gray



The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds. ~K.C. Buffington


I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~Bill Dana



There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. ~Jules Champfleury


The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity. ~Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon


In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~Terry Pratchett


What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~Charles Dickens


Kittens are angels with whiskers. ~Author Unknown


You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. ~Albert Einstein


Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. ~Gary Smith


There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown


Kittens can happen to anyone. ~Paul Gallico




The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. ~Ogden Nash